grandmother stories

woah, not bad huh Jie Ling!! concert on December now onli left 50.. =D

wolfy: chey~ i tot wad.. your blog no love declaration lorz.. blehz!!! no me i oso nvm!! well, i'll talk bout u in this entry then!! -_^

dear zoo animals, i shall share with u 2 NICE stories that happen today! =D

story 1:
situation: usually when i sat down and hit the person who passes me, i'll hit her leg.
so,

today before our H1 econs starts, i was studying in the library, sitting on the chair reading notes in the table.. den this wolf walk towards me, but somehow her eyes were looking so straight ahead she did not see me. so i extended my leg.. n as expected, this wolf tripped over. n u can guess it.. she gave tat kind of face, mouth big big, n start to do her usual stuff (can imagine: wad a wolf does? =D) so she went to study..

wolf went down to do dunno what, n walk up n walk towards me again. this time i wasn't looking at her. so the wolf walk pass me n poke n tickle me lah.. n reflex action, i use my hand, horizontally hit her (perpendicular to the ground) n guess where i hit?

HER BUTT. right smack. HAHA!!

moral of story: wolf has to grow taller.. =D
comments: k, mayb it's not so funny anyway..

story 2:
situation: after econs walking towards school gate
so,

as i was walking, some penguin poke me frm the side n gave a BIG smile.. =D so when she walked in front of me, i juz pushed her frm behind.. den she said

penguin: see, i so light right? u push i juz phew.. fly away already..

bird: ya right, u're like a big fat elephant (mayb shld hab said fat penguin instead, oh well.) so heavy!! lotsa inertia!! (take note: bird is screaming on top of her lungs coz there were some distance between bird n penguin, and there were a lot of people going home too)

penguin: arhz!!!!!! u die!!!!!

-_-"

k, but it's funny at tat point of time..

end of story telling~ =D

author: the mocking bird